The Republic of Laik Turkiye is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 135 million Turks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The strong Laik Türkiyean economy, worth 7.30 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 54,103 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Laik Turkiye's national animal is the Kurt, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Laik Turkiye is ranked 114,035^th in the world and 934^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 76.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.